Who knew people are so interested in weird bar conversations?   In order to please the masses I will share one of my favorite all time bar stories.

A long time ago in a land far far away, I actually had a social life and went out partying 6 nights a week.  One of these nights I was chatting with a cute girl who was about my age, was single, had a decent job, no observable mental disorders and I actually had fun chatting with.  She was definitely scoring high on my “girlfriend checklist”.  Then somehow in conversation it comes up that she is a virgin.  I am shocked.  Someone this attractive  and still a virgin in their mid twenties is an endangered species in Manhattan. 

So now I am really intrigued and I talk some more with her.   After several beers later she starts talking about her previous relationships and how terrible the sex was.  WAIT A MINUTE.  Sex?  I thought she said she was a virgin.  I start thinking this is a case of a born-again-virgin, but nope it is better than that.  She proceeds to explain to me that she is a virgin.  She has only had anal sex.  And she continues to tell me that alot of her sex partners prefer the feeling of sex with her since they never used condoms because you can’t get pregnant from anal sex.

At this point I am falling off my chair as this “virgin” is telling me she has had anal sex with multiple partners and never uses condoms.  PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - You can’t get pregnant but you can get AIDS.  I regain my composure enough to ask the question that you are probably thinking right now.  “Why does she have anal sex and instead of regular sex?”  Not because she is saving it for her wedding night but because it hurts too much when she tried as opposed to anal sex being more comfortable.

Have a better bar conversation?  Tell me about it.