Hey everybody I need to divert from Internet Marketing for a little bit and ask for some help. Ya see a golden opportunity has fallen in my lap and it will only work with some help from my friends. The other night my wife told me she wants to run a marathon to help raise money for cancer.
Team In Training is a program that has professionals that will help train you for a marathon and handle all the marathon day logistics in exchange for you raising a few thousand dollars. So my wife has registered and is officially in training to run the San Francisco marathon (yes we live in NY but the NY marathon didnt have space). For her to be allowed to run the marathon she needs to raise at least $5,000.
Please help me make my wife run the marathon and go donate some money at her donation page. In case you need more reasons why you should help me here are some and yes most of them are shallow but I’m only being shallow in order to help kids with cancer.
- No women has ever gotten fat running a marathon
- Running helps reduce stress and therefore make her less angry at my mistakes
- The money raised helps fight cancer which is a good cause
- I can give her exercise clothes as a present and not be yelled at
- Running will tone her legs and they’ll look better in her overpriced Jimmy Choo shoes
- While she is training every week I’ll have more free time to go drinking
- Did I mention no women has ever gotten fat training for a marathon?
- I get bonus points with for supporting her and letting her do her things
come on and help a buddy out 
