Dr. Robert Rey aka Dr. 90210 attacked an 80 year old man as he stormed into first class right before the plane landed. “When you get a black belt, at that stage your brain just clicks into action,” Dr. 90210 said. “I restrained this gentleman in a very aggressive way without hurting him.”  He also said he checked the vital signs of the 80 year old man.  Crew members described the man as “very frail”.

WTF, I understand everyone is on edge when they fly because everyone is a possible terrorist but to have to get physical with an 80 year old?  Yes those 80 year old men can be frisky and he did push a flight attendant and make a big noise.  But come on!  If Dr. 90210 is a black belt than he should know how to restrain a person without being aggressive especially when the person is 80 years old and “very frail”. 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060523/ap_on_re_us/plane_disturbance

I had a dinner party and then went to see the “The Facts of Life: The Lost Episode” play in New York.   The Facts of Life was a very successful tv show that could only be brought back alive by having transvestites perform this in the basement of a bar http://www.theatermania.com/content/show.cfm/show/119833.  I really enjoyed the show and laughed a lot (of course the constant flow of alcohol could have helped with that).

Besides having fun I also learned a lot of new vocabulary last night.  Now I need to check out these new words and see if any of them are good seo keywords.  Seriously, I have found many good keywords this way.  By hanging out with different types of people you get exposed to words you would never have heard any other way.

Since I’m not creative enough to come up with my own blog ideas, I’m gonna copy this idea from Rae Hoffman.  You can ask any question as long as it is entertaining and not obscene or nasty and I’ll answer it.  This is not an SEO thread.  It is just for fun and entertainment. 

BTW since this is my contest (that i stole from rae hoffman) I reserve the right to make up the rules as I go along or until Rae Hoffman yells at me on IM  

During my midnight internet surfing I came across a story called “an American in Paradise”.  So I click on the link since I am trying to pick a great honeymoon place.  I am thinking Bali, Monte Carlo or some other fabulous resort.   Turns out to be a Greenpeace volunteer talking about his great time away from civilization. 

Which makes me start thinking if I should spend my honeymoon volunteering somewhere.  I honestly have never even thought of it.  Of course the chances of getting my fiance to agree are probably not very high.

personal story - no educational value  - gonna be a waste of your time reading further

I should have known better.  I have six sisters.  I have a fiance.  My best friend is female.  Yet somehow I made a cardinal sin in the female world.  I am not going to embarrass myself even more by repeating exactly what I said.  Let’s just say that I told a lady that her hair was not perfect.  Read the rest of this entry »

I am cheap and I am proud of it.  Don’t get me wrong.  I am happy to pay my fair share of bills but if there is an easy way to save money I see no reason why not.  Here is a tip for anyone looking to save money on hotels. 

Hotels almost always have some sale or special discount going on.  Naturally they don’t normally promote it on the front page because they want people to pay the full price.  They only want special people to see the offer but aren’t we all special?  To find these offers just go to Google or Yahoo and do a site: search and use the keyword “special”, “discount” or “sale”.  This will help you to find the any pages on there sites with information about the special sale. 

If they have a lazy webmaster you can also find webpages for sales they offered a long time ago that just were never deleted.  Happy savings

While I was at WITS several people asked me about my bachelor party plan.  Before I turn it over to my event planners I think I should lay down some ground rules.  For example no cameras allowed (I learned that lesson from my brother-in-laws mistake).  I definitely want cuban cigars.  What other ground rules should I make? 

• strippers - Yes/No
• prostitutes/call-girls - Yes/No
• women allowed - Yes/No

Is there anything else I am forgetting?

In case you have not had the pleasure of spending sometime at the bar during a conference with me (or were too drunk to remember), I have nine siblings.  Which means I have a birthday, anniversary, graduation or some other event to attend almost every week.  I normally enjoy this but this year is just crazy since my sister is being married in July, I am getting hitched in August and my brother has picked March.  That’s right 3 weddings in 9 months.

I didn’t realize how crazy it would get until the planning for the extra events started.  There are 3 bridal showers, 3 bachelor parties, 3 bachelorette parties, 3 “meet the new family” events and a bunch of other stuff I am positive they made up just to make my life crazy.

Last night my fiance reminds me of her families upcoming events and our friends that are getting married.  How am I supposed to juggle these events and still find time to hang out at in the bar at conferences?  Maybe I’ll start combining these events with conferences.  I’m sure my fiance would be happy to get married at SES San Jose and I could make WITS my bachelor party.

I’ve launched this new blog to help povide information for listeners of the GoodKarma Radio Show on http://www.webmasterradio.fm/.  I’ll be posting information about upcoming shows, guests stars and weekly prize giveaway information.  You can still use the Good Karma contact form to send private messages.

I also would like to apologize in advance for any mistakes I will make on this blog.  It has been almost two years since I last blogged, so I am a little rusty.  Yes I am getting a better design very soon.