Hey everybody I need to divert from Internet Marketing for a little bit and ask for some help. Ya see a golden opportunity has fallen in my lap and it will only work with some help from my friends. The other night my wife told me she wants to run a marathon to help raise money for cancer.
Team In Training is a program that has professionals that will help train you for a marathon and handle all the marathon day logistics in exchange for you raising a few thousand dollars. So my wife has registered and is officially in training to run the San Francisco marathon (yes we live in NY but the NY marathon didnt have space). For her to be allowed to run the marathon she needs to raise at least $5,000.
Please help me make my wife run the marathon and go donate some money at her donation page. In case you need more reasons why you should help me here are some and yes most of them are shallow but I’m only being shallow in order to help kids with cancer.
- No women has ever gotten fat running a marathon
- Running helps reduce stress and therefore make her less angry at my mistakes
- The money raised helps fight cancer which is a good cause
- I can give her exercise clothes as a present and not be yelled at
- Running will tone her legs and they’ll look better in her overpriced Jimmy Choo shoes
- While she is training every week I’ll have more free time to go drinking
- Did I mention no women has ever gotten fat training for a marathon?
- I get bonus points with for supporting her and letting her do her things
come on and help a buddy out 
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oh my… i wanted to respond on behalf of Natasha (good luck with the marathon!), but then thought what’s the point, it will probably be a good thing if you were out drinking and not bothering her.
i gave. giving feels good. good luck Natasha!
How to help your wife train for a marathon:
Step 1: Grab beer (hide beer so as not to tip her off)
Step 2: Ask wife to accompany you outside
Step 3: Ask wife to “listen” to engine for problems while you start it
Step 4: Start engine, put into drive
Step 5: Insert Rocky theme music into disc player; turn it up!!
Step 6: Nudge wife w/ car until she starts running
Step 7: Sip beer and smile
Step 8: repeat steps 6 and 7 until either 1) wife has run 26.2 miles, or 2) beer is gone.
This yields fantastic results!!!
there is a problem matt, i live in manhattan and dont have (or even want) a car. i love the concept though.
ma wife runed the berlin marathon the last year! But watch out – i still have the feeling, that she ist going to look better every day – and me! The beer, whil seh was training was not very good to my hip!